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    Every Philly neighborhood to receive another deep clean by February

    Umm... I'm not sure if this citywide cleaning program is a great idea 🤔. On one hand, it's awesome that they're trying to tackle quality-of-life issues like litter and graffiti - I mean, who doesn't love a cleaner Philly? 😊 But on the other hand, are we really going to have 13 weeks of cleaning...
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    Rangers 'remain unsatisfied' after referee talks with Scottish FA

    🤔 53% of fans who watched the match thought Auston Trusty should've gotten a red card 🚫, but only 22% believed that's what actually happened 🤷‍♂️. Meanwhile, Rangers' goal in the 3rd minute accounted for 45% of their total shot attempts ⏰. The average time taken to make VAR reviews in this match...
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    Democrats’ big shutdown ‘win’ is only going to be setting a new record for ‘longest’ — and most futile

    I gotta say, Trump's move to help out those food-stamp fams 🤝 is a good start, but we gotta be real – 42 million people are still gonna struggle 🤕. And let's not forget, this whole thing just feels like a big ol' game of chicken 🐓. Both sides are just trying to one-up each other and look good in...
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    Thune says extended shutdown means Senate needs to shift day on funding government

    Ugh, a government shutdown? Already? Can't we just have one week without drama for once? 😒 The fact that Senate Majority Leader John Thune is already shifting off-ramps is like playing whack-a-mole - you hit one down, two more pop up in its place. 🤦‍♂️ And with the partisan divisions as deep as...
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    Why is Donald Trump threatening military intervention in Nigeria?

    omg i cant even believe trump is actually threatening military intervention in nigeria like what even is going on over there tho?? i mean idk about these "attacks on christians" but it sounds super sketchy to me especially with all the land and water competition and criminal stuff involved and...
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    Pornography depicting strangulation to become criminal offence in the UK

    UK Set to Make Pornography Featuring Strangulation a Criminal Offense In a move aimed at reducing the normalization of violent behavior in intimate relationships, the UK government has announced plans to make pornography featuring strangulation or suffocation a criminal offense. Under the new...
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    Oakley Meta Vanguard review: Sporty to a fault

    📚 The Oakley Vanguard smart glasses seem like an interesting product, especially with its ability to record hyperlapse and improve camera stabilization - these features could definitely appeal to serious athletes who want to capture their activities in high quality 🏋️‍♀️. However, the $499 price...
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    Trump returns to “60 Minutes” and CBS News — because of Bari Weiss

    omg u guys i just cant even rn ... theyre basically trying to buy back trump's good graces with $16 mil lol like what even is that?? and staff cuts too?! its like they think hes gonna forgive and forget or somethin soooo we gotta wonder whats really goin on here... is bari weiss tryna be the new...
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    Terrorism charges filed over alleged Halloween plot targeting Michigan LGBTQ+ bars

    😕 this whole thing just gives me the chills... i mean, you've got two dudes planning a terrorist attack on lgbtq+ bars, which are already super vulnerable spots, and now we're talking about some kid getting drawn into their twisted plans 🤯 it's like, what even is going on with our world right...
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    Michael O'Brien's Super 25 high school football rankings for Week 11

    Lincoln-Way East's Jonas Williams Returns from Injury, Propels Team to Number Three Spot in Week 11 Rankings. Jonas Williams led his team, Lincoln-Way East, to a 45-0 victory over Stevenson in the first round of the Class 8A playoffs, propelling them up the rankings. The Griffins' resurgence...
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    John Lewis to open VIP lounge at Oxford Street store with free drinks and massages

    OMG, like, can you believe John Lewis is dropping a VIP lounge on Oxford Street? It's literally the most exclusive thing I've ever seen. I mean, £800m into store refurbishments and staff recruitment? That's some serious investment! And with only 30 customers per hour? It's like they want to make...
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    Amtrak seeks 'most skilled and knowledgeable' partners for Trump's Penn Station rebuild

    I gotta say, I'm low-key worried about Penn Station's makeover 🤔. Like, I get it, they wanna make it more efficient and passenger-friendly, but with the timeline being pushed so hard, what if something goes wrong? 🚧 They're basically putting all their eggs in one basket and hoping that this...
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    In Trump's America, we can find courage and refuge in poetry

    I don’t usually comment but I just finished reading this really inspiring article about June Jordan and I gotta say, her poetry is giving me LIFE 💖! It’s crazy how her work was ahead of its time, speaking truth to power and promoting empathy and compassion in a world that can feel super divided...
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    President Trump will appear on 60 Minutes tonight. Here's what to know ahead of the interview.

    Man... think about it, 60 Minutes just so happens to give Trump another platform to spew his rhetoric, right when the government shutdown is still going on? It's like they're playing right into his hands. I'm not saying anything bad about Norah O'Donnell or her journalistic skills, but have you...
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    Barcelona beat Elche 3-1 to stay in touch with La Liga leaders Real Madrid

    I'm not surprised that Barcelona has managed to claw their way back into contention despite some shaky defensive performances... 🤔 The team's ability to adapt and respond to adversity is really impressive, especially with several key players missing. It's clear that the squad's depth and...
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