How to Hack a Poker Game

This is a transcript of an episode of the WIRED podcast, titled "The Dark World of Automated Poker Games". The conversation revolves around automated poker games and how they can be used to cheat or win at casinos.

Andy Greenberg, a security reporter for Wired, explains how he and his team discovered that automated shufflers were being used in some private poker games, including high-stakes games with significant prizes.

Lauren Goode, the show's host, asks questions about how these machines work and whether they can be hacked. Andy explains that the machines use advanced algorithms to mix cards quickly and efficiently, making it difficult for humans to keep track of what's going on.

Michael Calore, another host, joins in the conversation and mentions that he recently discovered an audiobook deal with Penguin Random House that allows authors like himself to earn royalties based on the number of times a book is listened to on Spotify.

The hosts also discuss how the rise of automated poker games and other forms of cheating can lead to issues for casinos and for individuals who rely on luck to make a living.
 
ugh, poker games being hacked by machines is like, so not new lol ๐Ÿ™„, i mean its been around for ages, but still, its wild that people would even try to cheat in such a public way. and now casinos are like "oh no, our poker games are being compromised" ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ... can't they just use some common sense like everyone else?

and by the way, did you catch that audiobook deal on spotify? ๐ŸŽง i mean its cool that authors are getting paid for their work or whatever, but is it really that hard to write a book without relying on a streaming platform to make it happen?
 
OMG this automated poker game thingy is wild ๐Ÿคฏ, I mean I knew they were using AI and stuff but I didn't think it was being used like that in real-life games lol. So basically these machines can shuffle cards super fast so humans can't even see what's going on? That's crazy! And the part about hacking them too... yeah that's not cool at all ๐Ÿค–.

It's also interesting to hear from the hosts about how this is affecting casinos and people who rely on luck for a living. I feel bad for those guys, they're already in a tough spot with online gambling being so popular these days. But I guess it's also good that they're talking about it now so we can all be aware of what's going on.

I don't know how many times I'd get tired of playing poker if I knew there were machines doing all the work for me, haha! ๐Ÿค‘
 
ugh i cant even believe ppl r using these automates to cheat at poker like what's next? ๐Ÿคฏ theyre already makin it so hard 2 win legit but now they gotta resort 2 cheatin' ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ casinos need 2 step up their game & find a way 2 stop this ๐Ÿšซ i feel bad 4 the authors who r making real money thru audiobooks tho ๐Ÿ’ธ that's some legit hustle
 
Ugh, I just got back from the most random road trip ๐Ÿš— and saw the weirdest roadside diner that served the best burgers I've ever had ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿคค. Like, what's with these automated poker games though? It's like, they're already cheating at cards, what's next? ๐Ÿค‘ I mean, I know some people might be all about that high-stakes life, but come on, it's just not fair to the other players... or is it? ๐Ÿ˜ And don't even get me started on Spotify audiobooks... like, who comes up with these deals? ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ‘€ Anyway, speaking of cheating, have you guys ever noticed how some online games are super suspiciously hard to beat? Like, what's the point of even trying if it's just gonna be rigged anyway? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
 
I mean, I love how casinos are basically just playing catch-up with technology now ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿƒ. Automated shufflers? That's cute. They'll probably just end up making poker more boring than it already is ๐Ÿ˜ด. And honestly, can you blame the cheaters for trying to get an edge? If I was a professional gambler, I'd want to try some of these tricks out too ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿƒ. But at the same time, I'm not sure how you're supposed to be "cheating" when you're basically just following a set of algorithms that were designed to beat humans ๐Ÿ˜…. Maybe it's all just part of the game now? Who knows, maybe one day we'll have AI-powered poker players and humans will be the ones being cheated ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
I donโ€™t usually comment but itโ€™s crazy how far technology has come, right? I mean automated poker games are like something out of a movie. They're so advanced that even humans can't keep up with them ๐Ÿคฏ. It's no wonder casinos are getting worried about these machines - if someone can cheat the system, what's to stop them from winning big?

And on a related note, I was thinking about how this affects people who actually play poker for a living. Do they just have to rely on skill now or is it still all about luck? ๐Ÿค‘ It's also interesting that these machines are being used in private games too - what's the point of even having a game if you can just get an edge over others?

It's not like I'm a poker expert or anything, but as someone who loves playing online games, I have to wonder: how do we know these automated poker games aren't just a way for some shady folks to win money from people? ๐Ÿค”
 
I'm getting worried about these automated poker games ๐Ÿค”... I mean, what's next? Are we gonna have robots winning at roulette too? ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's one thing to use technology to make gaming more efficient, but when it comes to cheating or winning at casinos, that's a whole different story. I've got friends who are avid gamblers and they rely on luck to get by, so the thought of these machines rigging games is unsettling ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ. And what about the jobs? If people start relying on automated poker games more and more, how many people will lose their livelihoods? ๐Ÿ’ผ
 
Ugh, poker games are just getting more sketchy ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ‘€ I mean, what's next? Automated blackjack with facial recognition software to keep tabs on players' emotions? It's like the ultimate cheat code... but wait, it is ๐Ÿ˜‚. Seriously though, it's wild that these machines can mix cards so fast, it's like they're trying to outsmart humans or something. And yeah, casinos are gonna be all up in arms about this... I don't blame 'em ๐Ÿ’ธ. On a separate note, I just listened to an audiobook deal that basically means I get paid for being me ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Sounds like a dream come true...
 
omg i cant even believe its happening ๐Ÿคฏ automated poker games are literally cheating systems now?! like i get it, casinos need to make money but come on, this is getting outta hand ๐Ÿค‘ u gotta admire the tech tho, those shufflers r crazy fast ๐Ÿ”ฅ but yeah, it's a whole different level of hacking when u got algorithms and machine learning involved ๐Ÿ’ป i remember in my history of computer science class we learned about these types of attacks and how to prevent them ๐Ÿค” what's next, automated cheaters in other games? like fantasy sports or esports? ๐ŸŽฎ
 
I'm low-key worried about these automated poker games ๐Ÿค”. If machines can figure out ways to cheat, what's next? Are we gonna see 'em in everyday life too? Like, imagine playing a game of pool and the table just magically scores all your points for you ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. It's like, where's the skill in that? Casinos need to step up their game (no pun intended) and find ways to prevent these kinds of cheating schemes from happening. And can we talk about the audiobook deal on Spotify? That sounds like a total game-changer (sorry, had to!) for authors! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ธ
 
๐Ÿคซ I've got a friend who's a total poker buff and he was telling me about this crazy thing that happened at this high-stakes game in Vegas... apparently, someone used one of these automated shufflers to clean house like 5 times in a row ๐Ÿค‘. And the craziest part is, the casino didn't even suspect anything because the machine was so good at mixing cards ๐Ÿ’ป. It's wild to think about how easily you can get caught up in a system that's designed to beat the odds. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's not like I condone cheating or anything ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ, but it's just crazy to see how advanced these machines have gotten...
 
๐Ÿค” I'm not really sure what's going on with these automated poker games, but it sounds like they're kinda cheating? Like, isn't poker supposed to be about skill and luck, not just some machine doing all the work? ๐Ÿƒ I don't get how you can win big using a machine that's just shuffling cards super fast... isn't that like having an unfair advantage or something? ๐Ÿ˜• I'm also kinda curious, what's going on with these audiobook deals? Like, who doesn't love listening to books on Spotify, right? ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ป
 
I'm totally baffled by these automated poker games ๐Ÿคฏ. I mean, what's next? Cheating at sports betting or something?! ๐Ÿˆ I don't get why people would want to cheat when you can play your way to the top with skill and strategy! It's like trying to win at Fortnite without even knowing how to build a fort ๐Ÿ˜‚. And yeah, casinos need to step up their security game if they want to stay in business. I'd love to see some AI-powered poker bots competing against each other - that would be a wild ride ๐Ÿค–!
 
I'm thinking, have you guys ever noticed how people always say that gaming is just about luck? I don't buy it. Automated poker games are proof that skill plays a huge role in winning at these things. Those shufflers might be fast and efficient, but they're still bound by the rules of probability. You can't outsmart the odds forever. And on the other hand, what's to say that cheaters aren't just using technology to level the playing field? It's all about perspective... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿƒ
 
I just heard about these automated poker games and I'm like "deal me in" ๐Ÿƒ but seriously, have you seen those things in action? They're like the ultimate party poopers - no more human error, no more skill needed, it's all just cold, hard math ๐Ÿ’ธ. And yeah, that's what's so messed up, it's not even cheating anymore, it's just... efficiency ๐Ÿ˜.

And can you imagine if everyone started using these things? "Sorry, buddy, I lost my job because I couldn't beat an algorithm" ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. On a more serious note, though, casinos need to step up their game (no pun intended) and find ways to prevent this kind of cheating from happening. It's not cool when you're trying to have fun at the tables only to be outsmarted by a machine ๐Ÿ’”.
 
You know what's wild? I was just thinking about this the other day... have you ever noticed how some video games, like simulations or racing games, have these amazing soundtracks that just transport you to another world? Like, I'm playing this game and I'm cruising through the city in a car, listening to this sick electronic beat, and it's all so immersive. Then, suddenly, my mind starts wandering to how they even record those tracks, like, who makes them, what software do they use... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚

And then I started thinking about audiobooks, like Michael mentioned in the podcast... have you listened to any good audiobooks lately? Like, I just finished listening to this epic fantasy series and it was so engaging. I love how authors can earn royalties based on listenership... it's like, a whole new way of measuring success, right? ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ธ
 
I MEAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE automated poker games?! THEY'RE LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A MOVIE OR SOMETHING!!! ๐Ÿคฏ how do these machines even work?! they're like super smart computers that can deal cards and shuffle them in like, seconds! it's wild to think about how many people are using them to cheat at casinos. i mean, it's not cool, but at the same time, it's kinda impressive what these machines can do... AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT A POKER FAN, BUT IT'S HARD TO DENY THAT THESE MACHINES ARE THE FUTURE OR SOMETHING!!!
 
I'm super concerned about this automated poker thingy ๐Ÿค”. I mean, think about it - these machines are basically unbeatable at random number generation ๐Ÿ“Š. It's like having an unfair advantage at the casino! What's next? Automatic cheats for other games too? ๐Ÿค‘ My kids always say that "luck" is what wins in games, but now it seems like luck isn't fair anymore ๐Ÿ˜. I'm no expert, but as a parent, I just want to make sure everyone has a level playing field, you know? ๐Ÿ’ช
 
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