'I took mushrooms before my audition': Smiths drummer Mike Joyce on wild gigs, Marr's jim-jams and Morrissey's genius

Mike Joyce recalls the chaotic night when The Queen Is Dead tour hit Salford Maxwell Hall in July 1986. "It was terrifying," he admits, reflecting on his favorite Smiths gig. The venue was so crowded that people were crying and strangers were hugging each other. The show ended with a sense of delirium, even before Morrissey's iconic performance.

Joyce, the drummer for the band, has written a memoir, "The Drums," which celebrates the Smiths' incredible journey. He aims to focus on the majesty of their music, rather than dwelling on the negative aspects of their history. The book covers the period from the band's formation to their split in 1987.

Born into an Irish Catholic family in Manchester, Joyce grew up with a strong faith but also experienced a happy childhood filled with love. However, his life was not without its traumas. At six months old, he suffered internal bleeding after being hit by a car outside his house, which nearly took his life. The seizures faded after a year.

Joyce's journey to becoming the Smiths' drummer began when he saw John Maher's drumming for Buzzcocks live and became inspired to buy a kit. He even tracked down Pete Shelley's house once but was rejected by the frontman. After an audition, Joyce joined the Smiths as they prepared for their Top of the Pops appearance.

Before the band took the stage, Joyce had taken some mushrooms before his audition, which left him in a state of hallucination. The dynamics of the band were already established: Marr as the MD and Morrissey as the enigmatic Steven from Stretford. Although Joyce struggled to describe Morrissey in his book, he acknowledges that the singer was "fucking great" and "very funny." Their relationship was unusual, with a distance between them.

Joyce praises Marr's productivity, particularly his ability to come up with new material while having a spliff in his "jim-jams." He also highlights Morrissey's unique songwriting style, which combined gruesome, handsome, vile, and charming elements. Andy Rourke joined the band later as the bassist, who Joyce affectionately writes about.

The band's popularity led to some tensions, including a meeting with their accountant where they discovered that only Morrissey and Marr had signed the contract, leaving Joyce and Rourke out of the loop. Joyce refused to take a pay cut from 25% to 15%, which was suggested by Rough Trade employee Martha Defoe on Morrissey's behalf.

The situation escalated into a court case in 1996, with Judge John Weeks ruling in Joyce's favor after a seven-day hearing. He was awarded Β£1 million, citing that Morrissey and Marr were "devious, truculent and unreliable." The case caused a schism within the Smiths fanbase, with some treading Joyce on social media.

In recent years, there have been rumors of a possible Smiths reunion tour, but Joyce doubts he would have been asked to join due to his role in the court case. More recently, Morrissey announced that he wanted to sell his business interests in the band, inviting potential buyers to send an email. When asked if he wishes Morrissey ill, Joyce responds, "I don't," acknowledging that it's confusing.

Despite everything, Joyce remains proud of his time with the Smiths. "I was in the coolest, best British band that's ever been. In my life, I definitely rolled a seven."
 
omg u guys i cant even imagine how stressful it must've been for Mike Joyce to deal w/ all those drama & tensions w/ Morrissey & Marr 🀯🎸 like what even happened during the audition?? and wow Β£1 million is insane! Joyce seems like such a cool guy tho, he's got this chill vibe going on about the whole situation πŸ™ i'm glad he's focusing on the music instead of dwelling on the negative stuff 😊 can we get an update on that rumored reunion tour tho? πŸ€”
 
🀯 can u imagine being part of one of the most iconic bands ever? Mike Joyce had such an insane journey from almost dying as a baby to becoming the drummer for The Smiths 🚨πŸ’₯ he talks about how Morrissey was "fucking great" and "very funny", but also super enigmatic, which is wild considering their complicated relationship πŸ’­ and it's crazy to think about how much tension came with being part of that band, like when they went to court over the contract πŸ€πŸ»πŸŽ‰
 
idk why ppl still think Morrissey's all about being weird & annoying πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ i mean, he can be both, but Joyce is right on point saying his songwriting style's all over the place πŸ’‘ it's like, what even is that? πŸ˜‚ and yeah, maybe Morrissey was "fucking great" πŸ€ͺ but also kinda toxic πŸ€• don't get me wrong, i love the Smiths & all, but come on, Joyce's got some major points about how they weren't always a super nice band to work with πŸ‘€ and btw, Β£1 million is still just straight-up insane πŸ’Έ
 
πŸ€” The way Mike Joyce has written this memoir is really refreshing. He's not dwelling on the drama and negativity surrounding the band's history, instead focusing on the amazing music they created 🎸. It's interesting to see how he reflects on his time with the Smiths, from being inspired by John Maher's drumming to joining the band and even the court case that led to him being awarded Β£1 million πŸ’Έ. What's also cool is how he describes Morrissey as "fucking great" and "very funny", showing that despite their differences, they were close friends. The fact that Joyce refuses to wish Morrissey ill when asked makes me think that he's moved on from the past and is just happy to see him succeed πŸ™. Overall, I think this memoir will give fans a new perspective on the Smiths' story and their music πŸ’–
 
omg u guys can imagine how crazy 1986 must've been?! 🀯🎸 The Queen Is Dead tour hit salford maxwell hall and it was like the whole place went wild πŸ˜‚ people were crying & hugging strangers idk how they didn't lose their minds πŸ’₯ anyway, Mike Joyce's memoir "The Drums" is def worth a read - he focuses on the good vibes of the band's journey 🎢 and gives us some insight into his time with the Smiths 🀝 like who wouldn't want to be in one of the coolest British bands ever?! 😍
 
omg u no what i thot bout this news 🀯 its like such a shame that morrissey & johnny marr didnt rite all of 'the drums' tomesys 2 b honest wiv each odur πŸ™ƒ but mike joyce's actual book sounds way more intresting than morrisseys btw he dos hav some crazy stories like how he got almost killed as a lil kid & how he saw buzzcocks live 4 the 1st time lol πŸ€ͺ
 
πŸ€” I'm so glad Mike Joyce is finally sharing his side of the story with us πŸ“š. As a parent, it's hard to see our kids go through struggles and come out stronger on the other side πŸ’ͺ. For Mike, it was tough growing up with a near-death experience at 6 months old 😩, but he turned that into fuel for his passion for music. I love how he's focusing on the Smiths' incredible music journey rather than dwelling on the negative aspects 🎸. And can you blame him? Their songs are still iconic to this day 🎢! As a parent, it's all about finding strength in our kids and being proud of who they've become πŸ’•. Mike Joyce, you're an inspiration πŸ™Œ.
 
omg u guys, just read about Mike Joyce's memoir and its soooo sad πŸ€• his childhood was literally traumatic, he got hit by a car at 6 months old and almost died 😨 and then he had seizures for a year... but like what's even worse is the drama with Morrissey and Marr after the band broke up πŸ€‘ they were super unfair to him and left him out of the loop on their contract πŸ“ it's crazy how he ended up in court and won Β£1 million πŸ’Έ anyway, it's just wild how complicated their history is...
 
omg i just read about Mike Joyce's memoir and i'm like so curious about his story πŸ€” he went through some crazy stuff, especially with his past accident and all... how did he even get over that? also what's up with the Smiths' history being kinda messy? it's wild how Morrissey and Marr were basically just doing whatever they wanted πŸ™„ i wonder if they'll ever get back together tho?
 
I'm like totally fascinated by Mike Joyce's story 🀯 He went through so much already, from almost dying at six months old to dealing with the drama of being in one of the most iconic bands of all time πŸŽΈπŸ’” And can you even imagine having to track down Pete Shelley's house and get rejected? πŸ˜‚ That's some crazy stuff. But what I think is really admirable about Joyce is that he's choosing to focus on the music, rather than dwelling on the bad stuff. It's clear that he's still got a lot of love for the Smiths and their fans πŸ™Œ
 
πŸ€• just read about Mike Joyce's memoir "The Drums" and I'm already feeling nostalgic for the chaotic night at Salford Maxwell Hall 🎸😩 he was literally saved from death by internal bleeding at 6 months old and still managed to become a drummer for one of the most iconic bands of all time πŸ€―πŸ‘
 
🀯 man, can you believe how intense the Smiths' live shows were?! πŸ˜‚ like, people crying and hugging each other... it's crazy to think about how far they took their music. i mean, morrissey's iconic performance at maxwell hall still gives me goosebumps 🎸πŸ”₯

anyway, mike joyce's memoir sounds super interesting - i love that he's focusing on the majesty of their music instead of getting into all the drama. i've always been fascinated by the story behind his audition for the smiths... whoa, taking mushrooms before and ending up in a state of hallucination? πŸ˜‚ that's some wild stuff.

it's crazy how much tension there was within the band, especially with the whole contract thing. i can see why it would cause a schism among fans 🀯. but at the end of the day, mike joyce seems like a cool guy who just wants to move forward and enjoy his music again. no hard feelings towards morrissey or johnny Marr... they've both done some amazing things with their music 😎.

anyway, i'm excited to read more about mike joyce's story - maybe it'll give me some new insights into the smiths' history πŸ“šπŸ‘
 
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